I want a complete kitchen makeover. You know...a kitchen crash--like the show.
The host of Kitchen Crashers on DIY is so hot that I can feel the love in my Hanes when I watch her use her chop saw. NO shit. It's like she is here for me and me only... Then I change my Underoos.
Alison Victoria. Seriously, even her name is way too sexy. Honestly! How does any guy refuse to let her come into your home to remodel your kitchen? I don't apologize for my penis. Oh I forget. Wives.
The deal is simple. You are approached by this incredibly hot babe that wants to go home with you. Okay. Done deal. Good so far. Wife or not.
Then you are required to stare at her ass and boobs for three days while pretending to work with crew members on your own kitchen.
I'm a simple minded man with a penchant for hot women. I make no apologies. I love microwaves, convection ovens, overloaded circuits and grease fires--anything HOT! Alison, that is the reason I love you...
How about that Lazy Susan you promised? We still on?
5 days ago