Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Why do people insist on doing stupid stuff? Take me for instance, please. Years ago I drove an old Dodge I bought from some Arabs for $40 through the front doors of a girl's dorm. It was past curfew and I promised my date I would get her back to her dorm asap. I did.

After that I decided it was time to take my rage (I was wasted) out on a police cruiser in Holly Springs, Ms. I did. To the tune of $800 and six weeks as guest of the Holly Springs police dept.

Take Your Pets And Kids And Shove It!

Pet owners know the story. You take you little four legged loved one to the veterinarian's office for a checkup or maybe it's just feeling a little ill. As you sit there with other pet owners, people engage you in conversation by telling you how cute or beautiful your pet is. You reply, "Thank you. Yours is so cute too."

Dial-Up Or Midget Porn? The Choice Is Mine...

Seems that my roommate finally made it back from her "trip". That's a good thing too because she has to work today and make some money so that she can pay for her myriad of medical bills. Me? It's rainy today so it's doubtful I'll step outside.


What was I talking about...? Oh yeah!

Did Midgets And Fairies Break My Computer?

After numerous troubles with my computer, i.e., the proverbial shit happened – it is now repaired. Then my roommate flips out Thursday night. She had one of her "cute and funny" episodes whereby she hallucinates. The suspected culprit is Ambien. She ended up in the hospital...

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles].

Is It Me Or Is It Just Me?

As you can see,  my blog template has undergone changes...inadvertent changes. Last night I was playing around with Blogger's new design feature and voila! Crapola! Once again I have managed to "fix" something that wasn't broken. I suck...!

I know that I can revert to my original template, but as of now I can't find the magic retro reverse reverter button. I only have so much patience to go around, and after ninety minutes of playing with the template, I had better things to do. Things like...well....

I ate a Pop Tart and contemplated the future of life. It was easier than trying to figure out how to get my old template back where it belongs. I even answered such perplexing questions such as "Which came first? The chicken or the egg?" Anything to take my mind off of my long lost BLF template.

If any of you blogger users can tell me how to get to the link where I can reclaim my original template, well, I will thank you in public which is not something I'm fond of doing. Admitting mistakes and apologizing are not two of my strong suits, but I do miss my poor, poor template.

May God bless you in advance and may God bless America...