A Loser, A Boozer and A Whole Bunch of Morons

Well, it didn't take the "Iman", Don Imus, long to put his foot back into his ever increasingly large mouth--. Imus must have a curse working for him lately. I mean was not the public outcry (mostly from A. Sharpton et.al.) a few months back enough to quell his effervescent stupidity of late? Now, he makes a remark about Pac Man Jones that I believe may just be enough to bring out the wolves again. It's not his remark that bothers me, I happen to believe his 'excuse.'
The fact that he let it out to begin with blew me away. Moron! If it walks like a duck...quack, quack. The Loser--USA Today-contribution-Don

News quickie: This little story comes from Australia. A fellow fell asleep while cruising at about 5mph down an Aussie highway. He was in a motorized wheelchair. Cars were having to swerve around this guy while he was napping away. He was making a 9 mile trip to a friends house according to a traffic inspector. A sobriety check revealed that he "blew" a 0.301...Now I can't speak for you, but I'm over 6'3" and 220 lbs, and believe me--a .301 would have put me out too! The cops, ugh...inspector said he was charged with operating a motorized vehicle while clearly intoxicated. Duh...The Boozer--Source:unknown and Don.

This brief story salutes The Netherlands. Yes, those silly wooden shoes and apparently solid wooden heads. A group of Dutch soccer fans were attending Euro 2008. So they see this Swiss railroad worker wearing an orange safety vest. They mistook his vest for their own orange attire they wore to support their team. They casually followed this railway worker onto the tracks and apparently just hung out awhile. They didn't realize at first that a railroad track and a soccer stadium have very different seating arrangements I guess...Anyway, the railroad workers were given yellow vest so not to confuse the Dutch fans. The Morons--source-Fox News-contribution-Don