Why I Hate Jimmy Swaggart--Still! ( From: 7/12/08 )

  • About 20 or so years ago, a good friend of mine used to call me to come over and watch Jimmy Swaggart on the tube. We'd have the beer iced down and ready to rumble-with the t.v. that is. First of all, we both despised Jim and Tammy Faye Baker already. Butt ass ugly folks too! This made it all the easier to start watching Swaggart by putting him in their shoes and tagging him a phony from the get go. Well, we'd sit down and put the bricks in a neat stack next to the couch. Yeah, that's right--bricks. They were foam rubber and a great form of anger management provided they were strategically launched at Swaggart's fat head.

  • Swaggart was born a leech. Nobody could grow into one like he is. Not from a normal kid anyway. You could, however, be born one and improve greatly on their characteristics. He really suckered a helluva lot of people with his begging. People actually bought (literally) into his schemes. How the hell is that possible when me and my buddy of all people could see right through his bullshit?

  • Ole Swaggart did not and still does not preach like Billy Graham. You know, the more ecumenical style. Jimmy boy takes alot after Oral Roberts I guess. He certainly took a page or two from Roberts' playbook when he built his Family Worship Center in Baton Rouge. It seated about 7500 hand waving, sweaty, foot stomping worshipers. Can I get a witness? Amen!

  • I first realized that I hated Swaggart for his phony crying and forced fits of sweating, and I hated him for his hair...hate that shit! Still hate the hair. Then came the built in infomercials that were cloaked to look like a pitch for Jesus. "I love Jesus. You love Jesus. Jesus needs money, now! Send what 'cha got." For your hard earned bucks you get a prayer. People fell for this crap hook, line and sinker. Hallelujah! Can I get a witness?

  • In Feb. '88 the ole blood sucking leech went the way of his nemesis Jimmy Bakker. The Hollywood hooker trick. Yeah, some little hooker hooked his dumbass and he got busted. Oh brother, the ultra hypocrisy of it all. And damned people were so sorry for him that they were crying in the aisles of his holy stomping ground in Baton Rouge. WTF was that about for Christs' sake? Hell, should have just sent him some money. God, he really brainwashed a ton of poor dumb bastards. I hate him for that reason too. Hallelujah!

  • I hate him for his rant and rave on his show asking for forgiveness from his family, the people and Jesus. Come on now...I need an amen! How f**ked up was that? This guy doesn't get it I suppose. Hell, I'm not sure that I do either. He doesn't confuse me. It's all of those people that believe this fool that confuse me.

  • I happened to notice Swaggart and his son, Donnie, doing another show recently. Oh shit-seriously! He's still asking for money, of course. Come on people! I was doing a little channel surfing and caught some of it. God, I became angry again just at the sight of him. He still has the Breck set with the hair. His dufus looking son and his hair are begging with him now. But you know something? I don't hate him now. Why? Because I hate the fact that I don't have those friggin' bricks to throw at him anymore! That's what I hate. Can I get a witness?-Just a rant and my opinion-Don.

22 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Jesus wants you to send me money. He needs it for a new car. I mean to save souls.

susan said...

Listen, if anyone feels the need but are too ashamed, just send it to me and I'll make sure he gets it.I swear on Jimmy's life!

Don said...

Da Old Man and Susan: Right you are on both counts!

Thinkinfyou said...

I remember watching both Swaggart and Jim & Tammy when I was younger. And even being young I knew they were all full of shit.

It amazes me how some people are just sheep and will follow the words of the most ridiculous people.

Anonymous said...

ol jimmy said the truth I beleive..things were not right and he revealed them. The asking of constant money and some I remember gave all to him and he knew and he still took it all from them and that terribly botherd me about him, / God only knows what he deserves in the end

George said...

Whaddyathink Paulie "Walnuts" would have done to these bloodsuckers?

Forever.....Cheryl said...

So glad I will not be in your shoes on judgement day!

Forever.....Cheryl said...

So glad I will not be in your shoes on judgement day!

George said...

Always found it highly amusing when he does his "talking in tongues" gibberish and people buy into it. Jimmy Swaggart Ministries is the greatest comedy show since SCTV!!!!

George said...

Cheryl, I'm sure that you are a good and decent person, but you are protecting the wrong guy. Jimmy Swaggart has lied, judged, manipulated, cheated, castigated and robbed money from good and innoocent people. His "ministry" goes on because people are putting faith in him, BEFORE the Almighty. Swaggart's life has become an open book and he is NOT the one to judge anyone else's behavior before God, and PROFITEER by it to boot! And that goes for his whole wild eyed family. To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, "You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time," but you can't fool God, not now, not ever!!!! I'd hate to be in Swaggart's shoes come judgement day!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude,

You are a good writer. Folks can be gullable. It never ceases to amaze though. The Bible teaces us that false profits will arise. It's no surprise that we see them. Maybe God thinks that our own sins are just as bad though...Amen?

Anonymous said...

He, his son, and grandson have that silly droopy mouth.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if someone walked off the street homeless or just in need if he would help them in any way i bet he will have them thorn out of hissssssss church

Anonymous said...

i wish the gov would step in he is nothing but a money hungry ahole they need to chp his toung off

Anonymous said...

You people are all a bunch of self rightous MORONS

Anonymous said...

swaggarts are going to hell

Anonymous said...

jimmy swaggart is nothing but money hungry fool

Anonymous said...

they all got the get the money from good people need to stop that hipocrite plese

Anonymous said...

Swaggart is a disgusting slimeball. His followers are too brain dead to get it. They stand there, looking skyward, holding their hands up, swaying back and forth in an anencephalic trance that has to be seen to believed. Swaggart has been caught at least twice with prostitutes. One can only guess how many times he has been with his hookers, and not gotten caught. But because his followers haven't got the brains of a frog they continue to give him their money. He lives in a gigantic mansion with gold plated faucets, and all the other trappings of a super successful con man. He is a total hypocrite just like all the other the televangelists, like Jim Bakker, Gene Scott, Oral Roberts, and the rest of their disgusting ilk. What a puke.

Anonymous said...

god gonna cut them down im gonna sit back and watch

Anonymous said...

They use and twist bible to get money they goin to hell

Keno History said...

Wow, it's clear to me that they have started before the time was gone.

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