Lookie What I See!

  So here's a pic of McCains' vice presidential choice - Governor Palin of Alaska. So let me get straight to the skinny here. Damn, she's hot! Now that's a great looking and sexy mom. That's all that matters to me anyway...See, the better looking a prez or v.p. then the more I'll pay attention to what's going on in the world of politics which, of course, is why we're all here.
  Seeing her reminds me of a time long, long time ago and in a far, far away place. I went to town with some buddies of mine. We went to see a porn movie at this sleazey joint. We fit right in. I don't remember the movie that well - I mean some of it. I do remember that one of the female "stars" was playing the role of a school teacher. Most of you have probably seen this role before in movies or on t.v. Where the hot woman trys to play this stuffy broad and/or "professional" something...she's got the hair up and the glasses on? Palin reminds me of that type in the looks department. When I first saw her my very first thought was, "Damn, look at that hair (it was as in the picture above)." I then thought about that porn movie and if John McCain and I were on the same wavelength here.
  I think that most women wearing glasses are kind of sexy anyway. I'm not sure why. It must remind me of one of my school teachers that I had a crush on, or it could be that I think of a girl named Jennifer I once knew that had that thing about her. You knew Jennifer was good looking behind the specs and "put-up" hair. Unfortunately, she was a total bitch - damned good looking one too!
  If McCain wins then I'll certainly be following politics closer (at least from the White House). If he doesn't win then I suppose that I'll have to accept Joe Biden in place of Palin and get over it. I'll get over it ok. I'll get over it from in front of a nice warm fireplace in Alaska huddled next to some nearsighted school teacher!-Now you know-Don.