...my
yellow jacket sting for instance. I'll keep this brief because I'm pissed. You know that vein that runs from like the end of the eye brow to the hairline? One of the ones that gets big when you hold your breath or have a heart attack? A f*cking big yellow jacket nailed the one over my left eye. Now my eye and the left side of my nose is swollen.
I saw it coming in at me from
10 o'clock high. I immediately tried to take cover, but that son of a bitch was good! It'd obviously had plenty of "dry" runs during practice or something. That little f*cker never, not one damn second, lost his way to that vein!
Bastards! What the f*ck did God put them on earth for anyway? What do they do? I don't think that they're even in the food chain. What's their purpose but to piss people off and run up the sales of Benedryl...?
I'm not allergic to insect stings, but a nurse told me one time that the more stings you take-the less your body's resistance to them becomes. Hell, I thought it was just the opposite. That may explain why my trachea is closing shut and my normally green eyes are purple. I've got a really good tolerance for pain--even the kind that's fun--however, I feel like I've been shot! God, I hate those f*ckers! Then they fly off and hide. They don't hang around and fight. So not only do they just piss me off by existing, they piss me off by flying off somewhere after the attack. I hate a coward. I wonder if they can laugh.-
With only one eye on you-Don.
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Why is it that a pic like that dead cat with the sign makes me laugh, and then makes me feel guilty for laughing which makes me laugh again?
Sorry about the wasp sting, those things are painful anywhere you get them, but probably more so on such a bony part.
Ouch! You know it could be bad karma catching up to you. And now that you posted the picture of a dead cat...you know what that means....your sex life is screwed!!
Bill: I laughed the moment I saw it. I thought what a great tongue-in-cheek sense of humor somebody has. I love it. Thanks about that yellow jacket. I walked through the wooded lot next door and found a nest at the base of an oak and sprayed the hell out of it with some killer stuff. I love that too.
thinkinfyou: Maybe. Maybe not ;)
ah, but i believe Flies are worse. Just check out the human bot Fly. Go ahead, Google it. You will immediately be thankful it was a yellow jacket and not these bad boys, haha.
Kill 'em all. The only exist to show that mosquitos aren't so bad.
OK, sorry about the sting, but what's the deal with cat? What's the story behind the story? At least you weren't cutting grass like I was a couple of years ago and got stung by a whole mess of them. Sorry about the sting. Gotta suck.
TheFLy: No thanks Armando. I think I know what it is.
Da Old Man: I totally agree with you. As usual!
Lance: I stole the cat picture off of some cute Phillipina's blog. I don't know where she got it. Man, it's lucky you're still here with multiple bites. Read about yellow jackets. Nasty!
It is kinda hard to see the bad in causing these things to be endangered.
Oh no. This confirms my front row seat in Hell. I didn't feel the least bit guilty laughing at the dead cat.
As for that yellow jacket, my Beagle named Bagel (rest his furry soul) went after a yellow jacket. It got him on the snout. Poor thing got so swollen he couldn't see, depth perception was all shot to hell, and kept walking into walls.
Put some vinegar on that sting right away next time (next time?) it happens. Neutralizes the stinging. Then, go get night vision goggles, find that sucker and blow him away with one of those cans of Raid that can shoot 25'.
Marilyn: No foolin'
Deb: Dumb animals! I found their nest next door at the base of a tree. I got'em pretty good, but I still can run fast too.
Dude! you must look like you got beat up! That sucks. I hate all stingy things. You're right, they're COWARDS!
Poor baby, I hate them little sons a bitches. They have nests in the ground and when My hubby was mowing he was attacked. He now has to keep an epi pen by him. Be careful man.
note to self- never laugh at dead cats.
LOL!!
man that sucks..my sister just got attacked by wasps not long ago..she had the audacity to try to mow grass by their nest..
she got about 6 stings, most on her face,,bad shit right there!
hope it has gone down!
Chat Blanc: I always look like I got beat up Sandy. Hell, seems like something always happening. Life goes on.
ettarose: Well, I didn't need the epi, but I did take 2 antihistamine caps. I'm well enough to get stung again! :)
Tifi33: Yeah, they suck. They're vicious little bastards and very poisonous to people who are allergic...
I thought those cowardly mother f*&^%$ers died after they sting you! Am I crazy?
Kirsten: No! Yellow jackets do not die after stinging. They're a type of wasp. Honey bees DO croak if they sting you though.
The die if you smash them after the little pricks sting you.
Heinous: No shit. I'm not that fast though.
At least you sound like a man around them..when they come my way, I scream like a little girl, and run away, arms flapping.
The Hypocritical One: I'll try it your way if there's a next time.
Don, if it helps any, I 'feel your pain'. It's one thing to get stung on your arm or leg, but another entirely when it's a main blood vessel or better yet - the back of the throat - as in my case. I was running and yelling 'wait' - causing my mouth to be wide open. (I can see you sitting there lipsyncing 'wait' to see if your mouth does open very far). Anyway, I was running, mouth wide open and the little shit flew right into my mouth and stung the back of my throat! He stung me like 3 times before I swallowed him! I started gagging and threw him up and the little shit FLEW AWAY! I am not kidding! There are medical records to prove it! Anyway, my air passage was blocked due to the swelling and I couldn't breathe. I was rushed to the E.R. and my whole head swelled up like twice it's size. My face was so swollen I couldn't open my mouth to chew food! My only nourishment was sucking broth through a straw. My whole point here is to say 'I know how you feel'. I keep Raid in my home at all times and I will NOT let the little bastards live if I see them.
Lakelandmom: Thanks for the empathy. I can only imagine how that must have felt. Shit! I had a can of something on hand when I went out and looked for them. I knew if they were in a block of my I could find them. I did and I sprayed the shit outta that hole...at least for about 3 seconds. Then I hauled ass away.
I know how you feel. I hit a swarm of them on my bike once. 6 stings on the side of my face! I locked like Quasimodo for a week. I also hate them things too. If I could I would pull down my pants and pollinate all the damn flowers myself! All and all at least it wasn't june bugs because I would probably be dead.
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