I love NyQuil! That shit kicked my butt last night. Well, along with a triple shot of bourbon. Hell I slept so late this morning that I missed taking a friend to his bank to sign a new car loan and my roommate kept calling me to tell me I had to be home when the exterminator came. Like I really heard the f*ucking phone from a deep, sound stupor. Shit happens...I let my friend down, and I was long gone when the bug guy showed because I slept right through the phone calls that were made to inform me of his intention to knock off some ants. Raid! Tonight? Ahhh more of the same. Tomorrow I have nothing to do but to let the NyQuil hold on to me as long as it cares to, and nobody will get pissed at me.
Now Paragoric (basically opium) was great. That crap never cured a cold but it let you experience the closest thing to an out of body experience that I think an otherwise healthy person could have. I remember the last time I bought any. It came in a four ounce bottle-the largest amount a doc could write the 'script for. I had it gone in about 2 days. Ironically and unfortunately, I can't remember just how good I felt during that period. That's the only drawback...that and complete addiction.
I'm going to leave off the triple shot tonight. That was a little too much for me because antihistamines, even by themselves, really work on my ass as far as the sleepiness goes. I will get a single down though. Maybe NyQuil and Everclear i.e. rocket fuel. Gag! Oh well either way I'm going to get a good night's sleep if for no other reason than I'm still "hungover" from last nights mixture. It's a shame that people have to take shit to help them sleep. That's the way it goes sometimes. Now if you will excuse me I'm off to do some serious dreaming.-Dream A Little Dream For Me-Don.

12 comments:
D.
Soooo..that's what happened to you last night? It's a sad day when a bottle of Ny-Quil is more attractive than I am.
Ginger
Ny-Quil is great when. Never heard of EverClear, but when I clicked on your link and read that it could be lethal, was illegal in many states, my power went out long enough to shut off my PC and make every digital clock in the house blink. Stay away from that stuff. It's evil.
ginger: yeah, but the nyquil is within reach! ;)
Deb: It's basically legalized (taxed) 'shine...nothing more.
Dude! Thats about the only BUZZ i can get around here. Sometimes you can score a bottle of rotgut whiskey for $50, tho'. If yer lucky.
MAtty: Fucked up Muslims! Drinking pisses of Allah, but cutting off someones fucking head is justifiable. Infidels!!! Pass the Vicks please.
I might have to try that concoction! although I'll skip the everclear, I got hella sick off of everclear's purple passion in college. GAW! :P
Chat Blanc: I was blowing Everclear on a candle one time and caught a couch on fire that was about 6 feet away. That's after I had personally consumed a couple of shots I believe.
Hmmm...I've had some awful experiences with Everclear. I think!
Anyhowser, I'm with you Don, when you're sick, nothing beats a big chug of Nyquil!
I could really use some fu%$#!@#g bouron and Nyquil right now...wait...I have tequila! that works :)....
AngieSS: "I think" to, but I'm not sure either...
What's Wrong With Me: Hell yeah tequila will work. Maybe better. I just would rather have bourbon.
Now this is something I don't understand about America. There's all sorts of pills and potions available in the drugstore that can send you spinning, get high as a kite and off your head, but a little bit of 'herb' can get you locked up for a long time.
Pharma conspiracy? Shurly not!
My mother always tell me the story of how she thought she killed me when she gave me an overdose of paragoic. Explains a lot.
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