Saturday, October 24, 2009

Even A Homeless Person Can't Piss Me Off Today

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood *whistles*. There's a definite bite in the air that signifies fall weather is upon us. I'm already over the crappy crud cold I had. Two days is all it lasted. My crappy neck isn't hurting nor are either of my crappy knees. Even though my crappy right shoulder is sore it can't hold me back from doing what I love doing on days like today.

College football from 10:30 a.m. 'til about 11:00 p.m. tonight. God is great and a football fan no doubt! Just thinking about a day of relaxation and football is enough to make me want to be nice to a homeless person.

I can't help but think that after my trip to America's store there is a day of football ahead. Once I get the yard work done I can relax. Then I can wash the car before the second game of the day comes on. Sorting and washing my clothes can be done at halftime.

Dusting can be worked in between games and cooking supper tonight should fit in nicely with another halftime during an evening game. Perfect. Damn, I sure am going to be tired from all of that football. Maybe football can wait 'til next weekend. I've got work to do.

9 comments:

Tattoo Jim said...

Uh, Don??? If football involves young ladies like those in the picture.... to hell with everything else!!! I, for one, love being a dirty old man! Kick off!!!!! See you Monday morning Don!

nonamedufus said...

Hmmm...Must get warm in Florida this time of year, eh?

Don said...

Tattoo Jim: I agree, but work before play. Hell, not really.

Don said...

nonamedufus: Really warm! Especially when concentrating on the hotties. Er, I mean hot weather.

Static said...

If I charged a nickle everytime someone said "crappy", I'd be rich.

Which reminds me, got any spare change?

FishHawk said...

Is it any wonder that Bobby Bowden swears that they'll be carting him off to a funeral parlor before he ever retires?

Don said...

Static: I gave all of my spare change to my favorite cause. Me! That's no crap...

Don said...

FishHawk: God, Bowden and Paterno. Sheesh boys! You've done your duty to God and football team. So leave already! Hint: Jimmy Johnson and Lou Holtz.

ettarose said...

Dare I say it? Football is so over rated. In fact it is crappy. Sorry, enjoy your day.

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