Louisville, Ky.-Retired heavyweight boxer, legend, loudmouth and Parkinson's party animal, Muhammad Ali has declared that a Halloween Jihad is in effect from midnight Friday, Oct. 30th to midnight Saturday Oct. 31st in what he, Ali, hopes will be an annual jihad against pagan rituals and holidays like Christmas and the April 15th deadline for filing taxes. A fatwa also came down from Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, alias Rick Astley, dictating that suicide bombers dress up in Halloween costumes such as suicide bombers. Duh! Not to give away their identity the suicide kiddies were told to exclaim the usual "trick or treat" instead of the jihad cry "death to the infidel candy corn!"
So just remember that on Halloween night when little kids come knockin' that they may not be at your door for candy. They may be there in the name of Allah and Rick Astley. Do like I plan to do and that is nothing. Turn off your lights. Keep your doors locked, and above all, do not go Rickrollin' any lawns!
18 comments:
Getting Rick rolled by jihadists. That's what Gingrich needs and a little creative poop chuting.
Parkinson's party animal? That's cruel. Funny...but cruel.
I read this out loud as Howard Cosell. Try it, it's funny as shit!
Doctor Faustroll: I think that Gingrich has been poop chuted before. Ever see the expressions on his face? Ouch!
nonamedufus: Yes, it's a cruel, cruel world. Too bad Ali can't go dancing anymore. I understand he had some brilliant moves.
Me-Me King: Lol! Hey, you're right! It works...thanks!
Thanks for outing my costume.
Ass.
Good Lord. This isn't far from happening if you ask me. Just saying.
We are off to the boat. We don't do Halloween. They bus kids into our neighborhood. Hundreds of them. Mostly illegal aliens. I'm not kidding here.
Have a terrific day. :)
Moooooog35: Sorry dude. I thought you wore that last year. Oh, that was your Klan robes...my bad.
Sandee: I believe you. Hope that you hire private security while you're gone.
It would be worth while to answer the door just to hear the little Latino kids try to talk like Muslim's... maybe this year I'll put the big bowl out filled with mixed veggies, moist, right out of a can! That should confuse the hell out of everybody... maybe I'll even have some Irish ballads playing in the back ground and some plastic Easter eggs hanging from the porch rails... sounds like fun, right Don???
Just got my candy ready for the kids. Got 4 different kinds, all things hubby and I like in case there's left over's.
Happy Halloween, loved dressing up when I was a kid; and hope the kids out and about tonight have as much.
Sandy
Tattoo Jim: Don't forget to throw a little fried pork in with the veggies. Yep, sounds like a hoot!
Sandy: I hope that the kids enjoy it too, but I don't know how it could be more fun than it used to be. Fun=trouble.
I am so glad I left Illinois and moved to the jungle in the Philippines. Somehow after reading your post, Don, I feel safer here. Funny stuff, and I see by your profile that you are the same age as me, 57. That explains your genius. I think I'm going to grab my bolo knife just in case!
That seems like a wise thing to do. Poor kids though.
Dave DeWall: Sometimes even the jungle can seem like paradise. Thanks for visiting too.
BK: In fact, I think that most of the kids that do this nowadays are poor. Seriously, this may be the only nourishment they get for weeks. A sugary blast!
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