What's in your medicine cabinet? I've heard for years that you can tell wonders about a person by the things they keep in their medicine cabinet. You can even come up with a veritable medical history of sorts. That is if you are Okay, okay...sorry, you don't snoop right? You've never gone to the bathroom at a guests' house and peeked in the medicine cabinet right? Right. You probably never farted in public or got caught picking your nose either. Right?
I used to check out the contents of some of my friends medicine cabinets. I was only a casual visitor that needed to pee. I went to the bathroom with nothing but relief on my mind, but once through the door something happened to me. I became my fucking mom!
I took the appropriate action to relieve myself. Sometimes I was able to pee and get a glimpse into the medicine cabinet at the same time. Don't ask...I did it! One guy friend had nothing but condoms and toothpaste in his. Not so odd, but I couldn't figure out the hair on the toothpaste tube.
A girlfriend had the usual stuff. Disposable razors, disposable used razors, empty Xanax bottle, empty cough syrup bottle, empty lube tube, full bottle of multivitamins and full bag of something that had hair on it. I haven't seen her in years.
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Some toothpaste (hairless), disposable contact lenses, contact lens cleaner, razor & blades, and a box of condoms that are probably several years past their expiry date, I haven't checked. It's not easy being me.
Joel Klebanoff: That's a "safe" list of contents. If you take any meds, keep them elsewhere. It pays to be on guard.
Q-tips, TracIII razor, toothpaste, comb, "official NBA" stick deodorant ear & nose hair trimmer. Hey, at my age I'm into grooming okay? (I like your little single finger salute to yourself on the left over there!)
Hairless toothpaste,tweezers,deodorant,and a razor. I have a pretty boring medicine cabinet.
Meds....but then there's the other cabinet. It has well....er...more meds, and beach towels, toilet paper, hand towels, hand lotion, bandaids, and fertilizer (for the plants).
We don't have a medicine cabinet Hah!
nonamedufus: I keep some of those items too,but they're in a drawer under the sinks. The medicine cabinet is stocked for the "curious". Thanks. Chica did that for me.
thinkinfyou: My kind of woman. Does just fine with the bare necessities. Good for you.
ReformingGeek: I hope nobody ever gets the a med and the fertilizer mixed up. Could present a problem.
Grace: No need to really. I keep all of my "good" stuff in another drawer anyway. Don't take medicine either. That will cut down on the need for one.
I have the usual items: toothpaste, toothbrush, Pepto-Bismol, Advil, thermometer, and a pair of tweezers for those 2" chin hairs that seem to pop out overnight - yet, another thing my mom didn't prepare me for.
Me-Me King: Mom's know best. Most of the time. Tweezers are another thing that I'm turned off by if and when I see them at some girls place. She may have more facial hair than I, and that's not cool.
After I heard about this "problem" of medicine cabinet snooping, I started paying more attention to what is in there. Mine looks quite nice with toothpaste, deodorant, perfume and lotions. I'm 55 years old, and I can honestly say that I have never "snooped" into anyone's medicine cabinet!
Don't have a medicine cabinet; just a mirror.
The vanity drawers have typical hygiene stuff; tooth paste, comb, make up kit, etc.
Razors, Children's Tylenol, Children's Motrin, Children's Robitussin with Codiene (remember when she put a straw through the roof of her mouth) several tubes of miracle cream that don't work, pencil sharpener, floss, toothpaste, and a few stray earring backs. All the good drugs are in my dresser with the condoms I hope to need one day and the vibrator I use while I wait to use the condoms.
I admit it, I've peeked into friends' medicine cabinets. I've never found anything interesting, however, and I don't have anything interesting in mine, either. Maybe we all need to visit Jen's house. She sounds like she's got a very interesting medicine cabinet that's practically begging to be peeked into.
Sandra Cobb: Well if your 55 you remember the 60's-maybe. I do. I can tell you that most of the times I peeked into others med cabinets was for the sole purpose of scoring weed-or pills. Glad that you didn't though because it's none of your damned business!
Tracy. My big bathroom, the one that I use, has no medicine cabinets either. The one in a guest bath downstairs does. That's the one I keep manly shit in. Like bullets and rubbers but no rubber bullets.
Jen: I'm still digesting the fact that you're still waiting to use the condoms again. Since I'm always willing to help my fellow man (woman), aah never mind.
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings: Yep. Let's go to Jen's. Perhaps we can help her out with the condom issue too.
Until now, I didn't even realize I had a medicine cabinet! I thought it was just a mirror! Thanks! Now I can go out and get stuff to fill it with; so many good suggestions too!
But I'm confused... where can I get stuff with hair on it?
Carl Vine: Have fun stuffing it with stuff. I'm not sure about the hairy thing. Check with your local soup kitchen.
Trust me Don, you do NOT want to know what I have in my medicine cabinet... hehehe... nobody wants to know... some things are best left unknown... lets just say there's nothing "alive" in there... hehehe...
Tattoo Jim: Okay. You get a pass on an inspection. As long as you're not harboring any illegals or space aliens in there, you are good to go.
The last time I had visitors was at Waco and the time before that Jonestown. People who have medicine are pathetic. A weapons cache, a liquor cabinet, and a drug stash has served me well as I approach full SS payments. Dums dums. That's my preferred antibiotic.
Doctor Faustroll: Sounds like Tom Cruise and Scientology. Congratulations on the baby, and tell Katie hello.
If your guest ends up screwing you later, she'll be really dissapointed when your XL condom fits your dick like a clown sock.
Just saying.
Thinking that maybe it's about time to move the Levitra to my bedside table.
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