The Times And A Halloween Tale

Humorbloggers.com is having it's second annual Halloween Fest this week beginning today. Before I begin, The Times has been working on two stories that are sure to make you ask yourself, "Why was I born?" Yes, it's the upcoming Why Was I Born? series. Investigative journalism at it's best. Here are a couple of the stories The Times is following. Gynecology On Ice and Twelve Tits of Terror. The former being a Cirque du Soleil of gynecological wonders, and the latter a story of six lusty, busty, lascivious ladies and how their tits have turned against them. It's heart warming...

One Halloween some of my buddies and me were caught in the act of carrying out a Halloween prank.

Our sentence was not washing soap from windows or picking up eggshells in someone's drive. We were nabbed rolling a lawn. We had to apologize to the victim and clean up our mess.

The dew was heavy the next morning as me and only one of my co-conspirators set out to pick up every shred of wet tissue from the trees down to the grass. It was a painful learning experience. I never played a role in rolling again. Ever! My entire weekend was wasted.

My day asked if I had learned my lesson. "Yes sir. Don't get caught." Actually the "don't get caught" part didn't happen. Oh yeah I almost forgot. While rolling their house we tossed a few eggs down their chimney. Like maybe a dozen. Burned, rotten eggs permeated the neighborhood for a week. Victory was mine!