I am not the type of person who scares easily or watches my back as though I'm may be jumped by the boogie man. I'm not afraid of big, ugly mean guys who drool or a hot chick with a frigid personality. Not too much at all really bothers me to the point I am genuinely concerned.However, there are a few people that cause me to raise an eyebrow. Not so much the psycho that is so blatantly obvious about being a nut case that he may as well be wearing a sign stating he's Norman Bates' nephew. The not-so-obvious crazies that look and act like the person next door are the troublesome ones to me.
Here are a few of the scariest people I know:
*The kid down the street who is always bragging about working at Wal*Mart and refuses to leave the loading dock when his shift is over. You bother me kid.
*The person who is always smiling...potential shooter...bothers me.
*Anyone that says, "Praise Jesus" after running over the neighbor's dog must be watched.
*A guy referred to as Skippy during his eulogy even though he was seventy five years old when he died...unnerving.
*A woman who wears fishnet stockings with holes in them. No shit! Seriously, holes in fishnets! Why? Make it easier for the crabs to escape? Irritating.
*Somebody wanting to "borrow" a dime for a phone call. Totally out of touch.
*My 45 year old neighbor who jams to Nickleback and Daltry at 1:00a.m.-alone!
*A person who wants to know my name by asking everyone but me. Something fishy going on there.
*Anybody else that I've not mentioned that looks away when I look at them. Paranoid behavior is always a reason to keep a loaded gun.
*A person who says, "cunt" instead of "can't". Please, take a risk and go for your G.E.D.
Is it just me or are you a bit bothered by some folks ability to slip in under your radar? I generally think that I'm a pretty good judge of people because I have a lot of experience judging them. Sometimes though I can totally miss the mark and a weirdo creeps into my world. Scary!
19 comments:
You say 'listening to Nickleback' at 1:00 am like it's a bad thing.
Listening to Nickelback at ANY time is a bad thing.
Thought I'd clarify.
I see what you did there with the fish net thing - good pun/double entendre, Don. I wish I cod come up with something like that. You know, just for the halibut.
You've got a nice start on a list there, but only a start. I worry about everyone, including me. Particularly me.
I'm scared that we may be twins separated at birth.
I like the idea of saying cunt instead of can't. I think I'm going to throw that into my vocabulary today.
I'm all for stereotyping/profiling. I think it's essential to weed out the dangerous folks. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
I suspect about 98% of the population, Don... I passed paranoid long ago... that's why, when I want to fuck with somebody, I do the "just smile" thing... just to bring their paranoid level up to mine... I've also gotta say, I've always hated fishnet stockings... there's just something wrong there on every level, in every universe...
"Not too much at all really bothers me to the point I am genuinely concerned."
haha. So the only thing that bothers you is the fact that nothing bothers you?
-My head just exploded.
LOTS of "lol"s in this one!!!
Moooooog35: I totally agree. Dumb fuck should listen to some Steppenwolf or The Doors that time in the morning. That's the best time to smoke weed.
nonamedufus: Thanks. I'm trying to incorporate a few good ones if I can think of them. BTW, when I first saw "cod" I thought you misspelled a word. Then "halibut"...nice going again!
Joel Klebanoff: Hahaha. I should have added you huh? That bad? Perhaps you and the Wal Mart kid can share stories.
Me-Me King: God help us. Don't tell me I may have a double that's not in prison somewhere! Now that IS scary!!
thinkinfyou: Try it. You may like it. At least I would like it if you did. I think...hmmm.
Sandee: Me too. It's not like every nut in the world is known until it's too late. I say some good old profiling will do nicely.
Tattoo Jim: I get a little paranoid too about someone who just smiles all of the time. Usually, I find out that they are only fucking morons!
LOBO: Basically I see weirdness and evil lurking in everyone. I'm always watching my six bro'.
Anyone at Walmart, especially when there is a perfectly good (and clean) Target right next door.
I've heard "caint" but never cunt when saying can't.
Getting a GED? Really is highschool that hard? What else is there to do at that age? And it's not like our public schools are challenging. Most 3rd graders could graduate from 12th grade.
It's Daughtry not Daltry unless you mean Roger Daltrey and well, if you don't like the Who then Who are you?
Jen: Excuse me...Daughtry. I cun't seem to like his music. No, high school is not difficult, and none of our Targets are next to our Wal*Marts. They're too damned smart.
Okay, this list is pretty valid, but what's up with the fishnet hate? With additional holes not from manufacture, okay, that's a no-no. But Tattoo Jim, where's the love?
I'm a fan of stylish hosiery and there are lots more "net" stockings than just your black fishnets. I like the fence net and diamond net personally. For reference, check out the colorful lot at http://www.welovecolors.com/Shop/Fishnets.htm
When I get me some money, I'm gonna be all over those mint green dandies.
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