Tuesday, November 10, 2009

John Allen Muhammad Meet Oscar Mayer

Once again my heart yearns for justice-not! Today the commonwealth of Virginia will execute John Allen Muhammad. Under Virginia laws, the soon to be chicken fried Muhammad actually has a choice to make concerning his death. Lethal injection or electrocution? Paper or plastic? Justice or injustice?

After watching The Green Mile for the fourth time, I would suggest that lethal injection would be somewhat better than having your eyes explode. "I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet." That's just me though...

Injustice is giving these guys a choice. They don't have a choice in Mississippi. Basically, they don't need one. I think the last time we executed anybody Jefferson Davis was president of the confederacy. That's injustice!

I don't consider being executed "paying" the price. To me when a serial killer is executed I think that a lot of pain should be involved before death. Like letting them choose the food for their last meal. Anything with Oscar Mayer in the name is sufficient. That's not injustice. That's payback!

25 comments:

Buggys said...

AMEN! Our brilliant Governor, in Maryland, has recently watered down the death penalty so that it isn't recognizable anymore. Idiot! This is why Muhammed was tried in VA.

nonamedufus said...

Guard: Waddaya want for your last meal?

Muhammad: Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...poof!

Now that's justice...especially if it's pork.

Me-Me King said...

Most states don't allow alcohol as part of the last meal before execution. That's a good thing, it would only dull the senses. See, there is some justice.

David said...

I always feel like execution is the easy way out rather than spending every single day locked up for the rest of his life focusing on whether big Bubba will cornhole him or demand a blowjob. I know I would rather be dead but then I'm not effing nuts (as far as I know) going around killing strangers.

Sandee said...

I'm going to do a little dance when he takes his last breath. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Mike said...

Places like Holland and Australia are starting to force militant muslims out of their country. Smart.

Places like America and especially my socialist namby pampy pussy assed Canada is letting them in with open arms.

Why did you sting me, said the fox to the scorpion. It's in my nature, replied the scoprion.

Remember that story?

Lin said...

Perhaps they should just poison their last meal and electrocute their utensils. A little combo of pain would suffice, don't you think?

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Don said...

Buggys: Political expedience and political correctness...all political.

Don said...

nonamedufus: Make him eat a 10 pound roll of bologna. If he can't then take whatever is left and sodomize him with it. Praise Allah.

Don said...

Me-Me King: I do believe that states will offer the con mild tranquilizers or benzodiezapenes such a Valium, etc. I believe that is correct.

Don said...

David: I'm a proponent of execution and eating at McDonald's, but I agree that dying in prison after years of that shit would be worse for at least a few criminals.

Don said...

Sandee: Well, put on your dancing shoes 'cause he's all out of appeals and only the ticking clock delays his execution now.

Don said...

Mike: I know and it pisses me off too. Fucking whining and political correctness out the ass. We need more scorpions!

Don said...

Lin: I've often thought that the correct dose of strychnine would be perfect. A very painful and relatively slow death. Convulsions, seizures, cramping body wide...mmm boy.

thinkinfyou said...

I don't think death row inmates should have a choice in how they want to die. I say the more slow and painful the better!

Waltsense.com said...

I've never understood why people against the death penalty for humanity are against it when the act of staying of death row is more painful and They can't wait to die by the times it's there term. Getting a needle and leaving the earth is an easy way out for most of the sickos.

Don said...

thinkinfyou: I agree totally. I don't know that most states offer a choice. Virginia does, but don't know who else.

Don said...

Waltsense.com: I know. I don't get it either, but then again I'm not a peace loving, compassionate asshole like so many others. I just want to see them die.

Doctor Faustroll said...

Ever read Ed Foots Lippman on the Death of Rupert Webber, the first guy to settle the feud between Edison and Westinghouse?

Executing this dude is just another example of how the NOMF treats its veterans, good or bad. I note that he had nothing to say while they injecting the baste.

My personal solution to criminal activity is invoking a little Steppenwolf and firing all the guns at once so we explode into space.

Tattoo Jim said...

I was just listening to the news here in Northern Virginia, Don, and I can't tell you how happy I was to hear that the execution went through... I was in Manassas, near the Sunnoco station that morning, no more than half an hour before I heard of the shooting... he should have felt the worst pain possible during his execution... I'm just surprised the current gov. didn't commute his sentence to life... nothing like paying to keep a murderer alive for years and years... yeah, that would be justice. Good riddance!

Sugar Daddy Dating said...

i think justice is served...

Don said...

Doctor Faustroll: Love the Steppenwolf idea. Why not fire all guns at once? Hell, I'm up for it!

Don said...

Tattoo Jim: Yes! Good riddance!

Don said...

Sugar Daddy Dating: I hope so. It's the highest level of punishment our courts "offer."

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