Never Tell Her She Is Overreacting Or You May Die!

I seem to get this question a lot from my female friends, and that is, "Are you being mean to me?" I have had them ask if I was ignoring them or making fun of them or simply telling them that I thought they were morons just to be mean. They've wondered if I was being mean when I said they frustrated me or were acting immaturely.

I've often said that I reserve my "advice" because frankly it isn't worth much, and I don't care to have some broad come back in my face and tell me that my advice was of no use and that the only good it did was cause a bigger problem. Then don't ask... Your on your own honey child.

I said to a girlfriend over lunch recently, "you frustrate me." Her immediate response was, "You mean because I talk too much?" Actually, that's not what I meant, but that's a good point since I was hoping she would eat more and talk less.

Oh, and I never say to any female of any gender that they are "overreacting"! Never! Why? Because they will overreact! I have some very pretty girlfriends if I do say so myself, and when one ask how they look it is my duty to lie if necessary. Telling the truth at times will only cause them to overreact, i.e., throw a tantrum!

I'm not sure what brought this on other than a conversation with a female friend the other night. I had not seen her in a while and she was all giddy and shit. I asked her why she was acting so silly and that we were only going to Arby's. She got upset. She overreacted...! Oh, I get it, but really Arby's ain't all that bad.