Earlier this morning, as I was trying to decide between another cup of coffee or a shower, a commercial came on t.v. featuring Halle Berry. I forgot what the ad was about... Is Halle Berry real? Seriously, and I get it with perfect lighting and makeup, but is she real? I opted for the shower...
The guy apparently is not very bright in a number of areas. First of all, they lived together and the neighbors knew him. They saw him leave the scene bloodied. Strike one... It was known that they had been having problems centered around the children they had together-motive. Strike two...
Now obviously with two strikes and no balls, homey can't afford another mistake. Oops! Bloody fingerprints! Strike three! What a moron! I'm not spending a lifetime in prison because of any woman! Ever! I could never waste that much time messing someone up like that. Especially for free!
To the killer I say Merry Christmas and best wishes. I'm sure that you'll make many new friends in the big house. They don't call it the big house for nothing either so don't drop the soap.
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There are so many of them out there too. And they procreate. It's indeed a waste of air and resources, but I'm not bitter. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
For some reason the term "penal institution" makes me laugh.
Halle Barry is all that and then some. Yep, she's real - I've seen her in real life.
Would you like a poster of Halle Berry for Christmas? You know, something you hand hold up with just one hand?
Sandee: Nah, I'm not bitter either, but I'm glad to know that he'll get life. Trust me. He will.
if he's lucky someone will send him soap on a rope for Christmas.
The saddest thing is the women who take men back after a beating, and then this shit happens. I have missed you dear friend and by the way, Halle is real, I have met her and she is HOT!
nonamedufus: Same here...penile institution would be some much more "fitting". Butt, what can I say, butt pass the lube.
David: Sheesh! I think that I may get into trouble if I got too close to her. As Robert Palmer exclaimed in one of his biggest hits, "Simply Irresistible".
Me-Me King: Yes! I would have to tape it to the wall though. I require two hands to handle this load. Thanks! I'll be looking for it...
Ann: I never thought of that. What a great gift idea for a newbie in the state penal institution! The rope can be used for hanging once the soap is gone. Perfect!
ettarose: I agree, but imho, I almost want to say the women deserve the abuse for going back. I've been around and left comments on your site. I haven't gone anywhere. Where have you been??
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