What would we do if the whole world was a just world? Nothing. What would there be to do? Right a wrong when there would be no wrong? Stomp out evil when evil doesn't exist in a just world? Fight a war when there would be no enemy? Buy extra large condoms in the hopes they fit...and they do?!
My suggestion is to not worry about justice, but instead be thankful for injustices. Sounds strange I know, but injustices makes us better and stronger and wiser. Injustice is like sleeping with the bosses wife only to find out the reason he was gone is that he was screwing your daughter. Learn from it... See the difference? It's like this I suppose. Justice is completely boring and out of sync with reality. Injustice gives us a purpose. Without injustice we would wither like an old lady's breast or fall flat like Tara Reid's ass.
I'm done now. Yes, I know...an injustice!
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Oh, god! That picture sent me running to the mirror take a look at my own ass...I'm going back to bed now.
Me-Me King: That's Tara Reid after "liposculpting" as she put it. What a formerly hot dumb bitch!
Wait just a minute there Bud. You know guys without balls? How did you find out your friends were eunuchs? Were they born that way or were they victims of a terrible accident while filming porn movies?
And hanging around with those guys - is that kind of like the phrase "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"? Not that I am suggesting you have only one ball.
David: I'm not sure that some of the guys I've known in the past aren't fully castrated. Some of them should have been in order to not reproduce. Not so sure about the others.
I hate when those XXL condoms are too tight. Talk about an injustice.
Thanks for making me ass conscious today!
After liposuction? That's scary.
Maybe I'll skip dessert tomorrow after breakfast.
Sheesh!
nonamdufus: I know. A buddy of mine got one from me once. It fell off in the middle of sex. Did I mention it was size regular?
thinkinfyou: Oh you are very welcome. Anything to help... Hell, I'm an ass and leg guy anyway.
ReformingGeek: She call those procedures on her butt, stomach and boobs "liposculpting". I could have sculpted something that was smoother than that!
Tara Reid's ass was not what I was expecting with my morning cup of coffee today. Oh the injustice of it all. I think I'll go find a long shirt to cover my ass today just in case it looks anything like hers.
Ann: Disgusting isn't it? The only way coffee would help that ass is if it gave you enough energy to do something about it. Ugh!
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