It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles]. Hello kids! Welcome to another laid back version of Saturday jam with Raider. It's always nice to see your smiling faces. Feel free to use the Purell by the door. Coffee is being brewed as we speak...no doughnuts today though.
Which is the best cup of coffee during the day? Does the first cup taste the best or the last cup? Is it the cup after eating a complete meal that seems to hit the spot more than the others? Coffee – a matter of taste.
Same with cigarettes. When I used to smoke the best cigarette was the next cigarette; however, there's the proverbial "smoke" after sex or the smile on one's face as they light that after dinner cigarette.
Speaking of sex...which is the best time of day for sex? Does it really matter? Personally, I always thought having sex before rolling out of bed in the morning was best. It just seemed more efficient that way.
Unlike coffee whereby many folks claim washing the pot will ruin the flavor of the next pot of brew, that "rule" doesn't apply to sex. Please, wash the pot! Why? Because it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles].
15 comments:
I like coffee, I like tea
I like a cigarette after sex
And what that does for me!
I brought the doughnuts!
Me-Me King: Hehehehe. Okay then. Let's roll!
Sex, coffee, cigarette - in that order. But I don't smoke or drink coffee anymore, so my pleasures are fewer and fewer.
I always like to have sex after a good cup of coffee. Which is probably why I'm banned from Starbucks.
nonamedufus: That goes for the both of us I think.
Tgoette: Could also explain why you may be finished with the sex act in record times too. Any complaints from the women?
Gee..you seem unusually happy today. Did you get laid or somethin'?
Static: Actually, well...not last night. Expecting better tonight though. Hell, who knows?
Wake up late, roll over and enjoy a morning wrestling match, lay back and smoke one while you have that first cup of coffee... then roll over for a bit of a nap... Damn Don!!! Other than "all of the above", that sounds like my morning, every morning... sigh... I hate getting old... but that doughnut does look good... Boston cream with dark chocolate icing???
coffee - brewing
cigarettes - smoked
pot washed - yes and no
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Started drinking coffee again, can't remember why, I stopped?
Never, Smoked(cigarettes that is), Love a good Cigar. I used to SMOKE, at sex, hummm...
Wash the pot...regularly.
Think, I'll have a doughnut, visit Rosie. p.s. Taking Donations, to get me laid. Yes, it has come to that.
Peace.
Ann: Long live the pot! Take care of the pot!
Don E. Chute: Stand in front of America's store with a bucket and a handwritten sign stating you are taking donations because you want to get laid. I'll bet you score some money and pussy. Problem is which is cleaner? May want to invest in a bottle of Purell with some of those donations...
Tattoo Jim: Sounds like a lot of my mornings these days. Sometimes they are nice. It's when I want to do something and still lay around that's a problem. Although those doughnuts give me reason to relax a bit longer.
Well I think I prefer the cold-blooded, rip your face off, and piss in your nasal cavity, Don. What happened to him? Are you body snatchers invading our planet again?! EGADS!
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