Beginning yesterday morning I started to feel like shit, e.g., sickly... Today thine shit hast struck! I don't know what the problem. I'm protected against swine flu, but not seasonal flu or colds – obviously. I actually want to drink water by the gallons and ice cold gator aide. Usually, it's coffee and coke. Period.
I haven't checked my temp. I figure it's better if I don't know. I'll swear that it's higher than it really is. I've thought about dialing 9-1... Not 9-1-1, but 9-1. That way if I pass out from a brain explosion or something I can hold my finger over the second "1". It will fall onto it when I pass out. Voila.
Anyhow, I'm going to leave you good people alone so that you can do more productive things such as discuss diarrhea or problems with you neighbors. Raider will rise!!!
11 comments:
Get well soon. I had a bug about 3 weeks ago. Not fun.
Feel better soon Don. Being sick sucks.
As for my one neighbor behind me...I'd love to throttle those two barking dogs. The neighbors are clods. :(
Feel better soon.
Hope you get well soon! Keep hydrated, plenty of
rest and avoid all crowds. There are a lot of
different bugs going around. Good luck my friend
Silly Willy
Glad you live down there and not up here. If you don't make it can I have your paint brushes?
Feel better Don! Damn germy computers.
Cooties! You have cooties! That's the only explanation.
Fix a triple hot toddy. Drink a bottle of nyquil. Sleep until you feel better.
Oh, bummer, nothing like hot butt mud. Just keep drinking the fluids to get it out of your system. Figuratively and literally. :)
This, too, shall pass Don... you might want to get some of those moist butt wipes though... your ass is probably gonna be kind of raw for a day or two...
Isn't it great to have so many close friends who feel free to discuss your bodily disfunctions? Feel better soon!
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