Yea, another Friday is upon us. The only good I can think of today is that I will give more blood to the needy and, while my roommate is off today, that means she works tomorrow, and that means peace and quiet and goofing off at will.Today will be spent paying bills and running errands. Note: I said errands–not deeds. Big difference. That's another reason I don't like the first of the month. That and it means you've just grown a month older. I suppose that's the name of the game though...growing older.
With any luck I'll live to be a 100. Then I will be sickly like my roommate. It will be me who needs rides everywhere and a magnifying glass to read. Shit! Maybe dying young ain't so bad after all. It will get me out of paying bills and that's a good thing.
Hmm, I'll have to think this living vs. dying thing over a bit. Getting out of paying bills sure sounds good, and being wheelchair bound or in a nursing home doesn't do anything for me.
Either way I'm off to make my mark on another Friday. With this another week has gone as well as another month. Guess I'd better enjoy it all while I can. That's the best attitude to have. Fucking bills...!
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Don, it's Don--
Please don't try to call my cell---as it is turned off due to lack of...what's it called? Oh-yes, PAYMENT. Those flatulent boogers have no sense of humor. What if I had to make a 911 call...'I have fallen down and can't get up'?
Those wheelchairs are getting mighty fancy. Turn in a circle and all that. I bet we could even 'Harley' it out. That would be cool to do good deeds in:>)
Have a jolly weekend my friend.
PLU!
Don E. Chute: Well, all of my current bills are paid and round two hits the house in about ten days. Actually, powered wheelchair races sounds like fun. Obstacle courses and all could be challenged. So what if somebody gets hurt.
I'm not sure I'd want to be old and decrepit either needing to depend upon other people but Alzheimers runs in my family so potentially I wouldn't mind because I wouldn't know what the hell is going on. But if I had to choose? Just kill me now lol
blueyes: Same here. The first phases of Alzheimers would be tough, but after that? I'm not sure if you would even be aware of your existence.
Don ... check the email u use for this account.
:)
LOBO: Is it wired with a bomb? 10-4
LOBO: What's up with that? Nothing there...supposed to be something?
Don, are u checking the right email? CC -aka AS- and I have both sent you stuff ... :)
If you can't get at them, try emailing "carpenoctum at hotmail.com"
LOBO: Nothing here on my end. I'll try the email address you sent.
ranks right up there with watching chick flicks...fucking bills....:))))
Well this is an uplifting post. I'm looking at 59 in September. I guess I should do the Happy Dance about now. While I still can. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
livintheblues: I'd rather have herpes than have to watch a chick flick!!!
Sandee: Don't feel bad. I'm only a few short months behind you. My 59th hits January. I still ain't dancin' though.
Bill paying does suck, but I think you have a lot of time until you're wheelchair bound.
Next Friday's WTF Friday is just for you! That will give you something to look forward to! :)
Paying bills and running errands on the same day? That's too painful to consider. Better luck with goofing off tomorrow... you'll have earned it!
Ivy: Thanks. I'll be looking forward to next Friday then.
CatLadyLarew: I intend to goof off to the max too. That will be soooo nice I have to tell you.
Hi Don, Chris Cameron from Angry Seafood here. Lobo told me you were interested in joining the humor bloggers fantasy football league but not sure if you got my email I sent via your contact form.
Hit me up chrisc447 at yahoo.com if you want to join in the fun and I'll fill you in on the rules, league, and other details. :)
Well actually, Don is the only humor-guy I read that likes football too. Thus an invitation semed a no-brainer.
It's weird about your email Don ... I remember sending you one about four months ago as well ....
well while alive that will be our role.
You know I advocate walking away from all debt that you can walk away from. It is patriotic since the international banksters have us by the balls. That is the only way to fight back.
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