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It is I, Thinkinfyou with the post of the day here on "Beyond Left Field". Now for those of you that don't know me and are looking at name thinking "Oh, isn't that cute! Her name is short for Thinking OF You." You need to look again. The name is Thinkin' F You...short for ThinkinFUCKYou. It's not so sweet now is it, or is it?
I guess it depends on how you take the "fuck" part. I'm pretty sure some of you consider "fuck" the worst word that can be spewed out of the oral cavity, and if that is how you think I want to know why. You see, for me, I don't understand why "fuck" gets such a bad rap. It's just a word people.
Dictionary. com defines it as follows: Fuck
1. To have sexual intercourse
2. Slang- to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. Slang- to meddle (usually followed by around or with...).
4. Slang- (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun as "you" or "it".
5. An act of sexual intercourse.
6. A partner in sexual intercourse.
7. Slang- a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
8. "the fuck"; slang- (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
9. Slang- fuck around.
a.- to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b- to engage in promiscuous sex.
10. Slang- fuck off.
a- to shirk one's duty; malinger
b-go away; used as an exclamation of impatience
c- to waste time
11. Slang- fuck up.
a- to bungle or botch; ruin
b- to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess.
12. Slang- give a fuck, slang, to care; be concerned.
Related forms: fucky, adjective
Now if you looked at all of the things this word could mean what is so horrible about any of it's meanings? Hell, according to the dictionary the most popular definition for "fuck" is to have sexual intercourse, and who doesn't like that?
Well, Ok, even if you don't "like" it, you have to agree it is still nice to know someone would want to have sex with you, right?
Nobody wants to be unfuckable, now that would be horribly offensive.
Embrace it by introducing it into your vocabulary. You know they say that increasing ones vocabulary by just one word can improve your speaking, writing, thinking, grades and job performance. Just think of how much your life will change by using the word "fuck" on a daily basis.
Oh, and don't be selfish. Share the word with your friends, neighbors, parents and small children. You'll be glad you did.
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