Comments on Beyond Left Field: Something Wrong With Farting In A Pool?

>>>my fantasy HummerThat's where the girl giving t...

2009-01-03T13:06:13.314-06:00

>>>my fantasy Hummer

That's where the girl giving the bj is humming with ecstatic glee? Right?

Having actually made commercials for a living, and...

2009-01-03T12:52:06.611-06:00

Having actually made commercials for a living, and enjoyed it, I can say that I often enjoy the commercials more than the shows. In fact, the commercials get around more because they post them on You-Tube.

The best thing about the Head On Commercial? Some skeptics sent some tubes to a laboratory. Came back that it was 98% paraffin (wax) and 2% aspirin. If you made a paste of two aspirin and smeared it on your forehead you'd have extra strength Head-On.

Head-On is the first OTC Placebo. What makes it doubly effective is that people who are most likely to be helped by it are the ones suggestible enough to buy it. Since Placebos have absolutely no effect on your body, they are essentially risk free drugs.

There was a Combos campaign last year titled "What...

2009-01-01T20:13:46.614-06:00

There was a Combos campaign last year titled "What your Mom would feed you if your Mom were a man", that pretty sums it up.

As for farting in a pool, oh yeah.

AngieSS: I know. I could have shot the poor t.v.Do...

2009-01-01T20:07:12.563-06:00

AngieSS: I know. I could have shot the poor t.v.
Doughnuts?

Mike Foster: Thanks Mike, and same to you. Keep putting out those really go posts of yours! I love both of your sites...

Da Old Man: I remember that well! Went to the moo...

2009-01-01T20:05:14.958-06:00

Da Old Man: I remember that well! Went to the moon huh? NASA always was full of it...Tang I mean.

Wishing you a happy, healthy, prosperous, and amaz...

2009-01-01T19:07:16.241-06:00

Wishing you a happy, healthy, prosperous, and amazing 2009!

peace,
mike
livelife365
Happy New Year!

Don, I agree. I absolutely hated that damn commerc...

2009-01-01T18:11:04.936-06:00

Don, I agree. I absolutely hated that damn commercial. When I see most of the commercials coming out nowadays, I wonder if it's very difficult at all to start an ad agency. Doesn't really seem like you need much creativity anymore. I swear, that product could be the only thing on the planet that alleviates headaches and I still wouldn't buy it -- just because they pissed me off with that annoying commercial!

Now:

"Time to make the doughnuts"

The most famous commercial ever had to be for Tang...

2009-01-01T17:28:52.581-06:00

The most famous commercial ever had to be for Tang. It ran one year, yet every one our age knows it as the stuff that went to the moon.

Kevin John: I remember that now that you mention i...

2009-01-01T16:33:06.280-06:00

Kevin John: I remember that now that you mention it. What was it for? United Airlines?

Personally Don,I still remember the cute girl wit...

2009-01-01T16:00:40.028-06:00

Personally Don,I still remember the cute girl with a little company outfit saying
FLY ME!

I remember my Dad being hypnotized from that ad, but I couldn't understand why at the time.

The Self Deprechaun: Just recreating that huh? Gla...

2009-01-01T13:19:20.029-06:00

The Self Deprechaun: Just recreating that huh? Glad you're having fun dude! Ever play motorboat?

Exaggerator: Hell, bro'. I don't remember when tha...

2009-01-01T13:18:26.808-06:00

Exaggerator: Hell, bro'. I don't remember when that farting Jap thing was. Back in the 80's sometime.

I just recreated that farting in the tub commercia...

2009-01-01T12:46:12.458-06:00

I just recreated that farting in the tub commercial and it was amazing for everyone involved. I just wanted to share that. Also the guy in the picture above with the distorted head definitely needs some Ball-On, stat. Happy New Year Don!

"deb" was kind enough to ask:It's all coming back ...

2009-01-01T12:26:35.203-06:00

"deb" was kind enough to ask:

It's all coming back to me...that little Japanese kid in the bath. What was the ad for? Mr. Bubble maybe?

Actually, it was for Shisheido Olive Bath Soap.

Preston: I don't know Preston. You may be right, b...

2009-01-01T11:47:58.140-06:00

Preston: I don't know Preston. You may be right, but I've seen some girls who really think it's funny. Of course the girls worked for a construction company.

Dead Rooster: Mine too. I thought 2 "hot" blonde b...

2009-01-01T11:46:37.693-06:00

Dead Rooster: Mine too. I thought 2 "hot" blonde babes-yikes twins-couldn't be beat. In fact, I still subscribe to that line of thought.

Farting is always funny, well at least from a guy'...

2009-01-01T10:59:56.848-06:00

Farting is always funny, well at least from a guy's point of view...

Those Doublemint girls back then really warmed my ...

2009-01-01T10:31:57.444-06:00

Those Doublemint girls back then really warmed my adolescent...heart (yeah, heart--let's go with that).

Happy New Year my friend!

Yeah. Everybody seems to have their favorites. Wel...

2008-09-10T14:58:32.924-05:00

Yeah. Everybody seems to have their favorites. Well, everybody except ettarose. Party pooper!

Don,I hate commercials of any kind shape or form. ...

2008-09-09T02:53:46.784-05:00

Don,I hate commercials of any kind shape or form. Vonage is the worst right now.

who doesn't love the wienermobile?? :D

2008-09-08T23:01:37.223-05:00

who doesn't love the wienermobile?? :D

"If I want to ponder preposterous pontifications o...

2008-09-08T21:12:55.553-05:00

"If I want to ponder preposterous pontifications of possible but palatable madness" - well put sir! Adverts piss me off no end.

Wow, brings back some memories. Goes to show how o...

2008-09-08T18:14:29.201-05:00

Wow, brings back some memories. Goes to show how old I am...

wblmom: You're welcome and thank you!Deb: I rememb...

2008-09-08T17:45:54.341-05:00

wblmom: You're welcome and thank you!

Deb: I remember that ad now! That was when the Russian and East German women athletes were being hammered in the press and using testosterone...funny as hell.(Olympic atheletes that is.)

It's all coming back to me...that little Japanese ...

2008-09-08T17:36:30.770-05:00

It's all coming back to me...that little Japanese kid in the bath. What was the ad for? Mr. Bubble maybe?

I think it was Wendy's (maybe?) had an ad with the Russian fashion show. Announcer would say "Evening Vear" and out would come a battle ax dressed in a prison uniform with a flashlight. "Svim Vear" was the same outfit, but carrying a beach ball. Why that stayed with me all those years is a mystery.