Comments on Beyond Left Field: Welcome To Wal*Mart. Now Bend Over

Kirsten: Right. Think of all of the gas you could ...

2009-01-07T11:12:37.133-06:00

Kirsten: Right. Think of all of the gas you could save. It's truly a one stop shop!

freetheunicorns: Nope. At least I don't think so.

2009-01-07T11:11:40.191-06:00

freetheunicorns: Nope. At least I don't think so.

That's a great idea. Then you could get your presc...

2009-01-07T10:49:28.825-06:00

That's a great idea. Then you could get your prescription filled right there!

I hope there's a little foreplay prior to the acti...

2009-01-07T10:26:29.139-06:00

I hope there's a little foreplay prior to the action.

Unfinished Rambler: It's just my homophobia kicks ...

2009-01-07T08:20:20.944-06:00

Unfinished Rambler: It's just my homophobia kicks in when a guys finger is shoved up my ass. Natural reaction to perceived perversion.

ettarose: Hahaha! What do you do? You sit around t...

2009-01-07T08:19:14.211-06:00

ettarose: Hahaha! What do you do? You sit around thinking of analogies for crap? Hershey highway...consider that one stolen by me.

Da Old Man: I know. Kinda like pickles and ice cre...

2009-01-07T08:17:52.210-06:00

Da Old Man: I know. Kinda like pickles and ice cream, but it's not a craving I've ever had.

dizzblnd: I know. That's something we would have t...

2009-01-07T08:16:59.237-06:00

dizzblnd: I know. That's something we would have to suffer with. I guess a little lube while you're at it wouldn't be such a bad idea though.

It sounds like maybe you should be on some meds th...

2009-01-07T07:44:59.939-06:00

It sounds like maybe you should be on some meds though after this post. ;) I guess it's a good thing you have a sense of humor.

Stare at the cucumbers? You are a sick puppy. You ...

2009-01-07T05:29:33.024-06:00

Stare at the cucumbers? You are a sick puppy. You think a finger up the hershey highway is bad. Try spreading for old glory and having your appendix tickled by an old man!

Prostate exams and cucumbers in the same post?I am...

2009-01-07T00:12:37.252-06:00

Prostate exams and cucumbers in the same post?

I am concerned.

I agree.. I mean hell the Super Wal Marts do every...

2009-01-06T21:19:18.043-06:00

I agree.. I mean hell the Super Wal Marts do everything else. The only problem is I would be afraid they would be short on doctors and "borrow" a mechanic from automotive. I shudder to think where he would put that dipstick!

Deb: I understand dear, but at least inserting som...

2009-01-06T19:49:00.998-06:00

Deb: I understand dear, but at least inserting something there is natural!

The Self-Deprechaun: Oh hell yep. They'll even cur...

2009-01-06T19:48:01.047-06:00

The Self-Deprechaun: Oh hell yep. They'll even cure tonsillitis if the doc can get deep enough.

Oh, for heaven's sake. You guys and your prostate...

2009-01-06T18:58:13.062-06:00

Oh, for heaven's sake. You guys and your prostate exams. Wusses. Us girls have to go the gynecologist for the grand opening every year so we can pay some Bozo can use ice cold tongs and a flashlight to get up close and personal, all while whistling Billy Squier's "In the Dark".

Good ole rectal exams. They help with everything f...

2009-01-06T17:48:47.822-06:00

Good ole rectal exams. They help with everything from checking on internal bleeding, to finding out your verbal score on the SATs, to helping fix your asthma. Rectal exams! Hold your ankles and let her rip. Oh wait..that's prison dream. Sorry.

Mike: Maybe by then guys will have extra long fing...

2009-01-06T17:29:12.359-06:00

Mike: Maybe by then guys will have extra long fingers from too much masturbation and can then give themselves the exam.

I think I'm due for a prostate check up in about 1...

2009-01-06T17:17:07.977-06:00

I think I'm due for a prostate check up in about 10 years (my first one).

With my luck, it'll be some big black guy with huge ham fingers instead of girlie fingered chinese guy.

Mulled Vine: Well, fortunately I would not be paid...

2009-01-06T15:16:30.034-06:00

Mulled Vine: Well, fortunately I would not be paid much. Wait, no. Unfortunately...oh hell. Ok.

Me-Me King: Good point, and with an express (ouch)...

2009-01-06T15:14:58.125-06:00

Me-Me King: Good point, and with an express (ouch) lane too.

Orion: Hahaha! Another good point. I can understand that shit easily.

Sandee (Comedy +): Yah...unless your name is Docto...

2009-01-06T15:13:46.632-06:00

Sandee (Comedy +): Yah...unless your name is Doctor Proctor that is. Lol!

Thinkinfyou: I got news for ya! Nothing mixes with...

2009-01-06T15:12:59.974-06:00

Thinkinfyou: I got news for ya! Nothing mixes with a rectal exam!!!

I have this theory that doctors should pay us if w...

2009-01-06T14:47:30.338-06:00

I have this theory that doctors should pay us if we are ill, not the other way around. That's their job right?

I worked at Wal*mart for 3 years before i realized...

2009-01-06T14:28:46.015-06:00

I worked at Wal*mart for 3 years before i realized i was in a continual rectal exam. Scary shit...

I believe Wal-Mart offers self-checkup.

2009-01-06T14:20:15.737-06:00

I believe Wal-Mart offers self-checkup.